HOLIDAY DAMAGE CONTROL 🥃🛍️🔥

By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow, 11/28/2025 9:48 am

If you’re like me — let me tell you about my in-laws: the overbearing MIL who won’t stop ranting about the president, a vegan sister-in-law who judges everything, kids glued to me like I’m a human babysitter 🙄, and the same bland, inedible food my dog wouldn’t touch 🐾. So trust me when I say — survival requires a plan.

Your recovery toolkit:

How to blow off steam after a day with the in-laws:
• 💪 Work out like you’re punishing someone
• 🛍️ Shop like you’re avoiding someone
• ✨ End the night somewhere impossible to get into — because healing starts with a reservation.

Cocktail bars for post-family decompression 🍸:
• 🍶 sip an d guzzle nyc
• 🌫️ nubeluz nyc
• 🍊 dantes nyc
• 🌃 overstory nyc
• 🤝 HANDSHAKE SPEAKEASY Roma Norte

Restaurants if you need to eat your feelings 🍽️:
• 🙈 monkey bar nyc
• ☀️ sunnys miami
• 🥩 Bavette's Bar & Boeuf Chicago
• 🍻 Armitage Alehouse Chicago
• 🍖 House of Prime Rib San Francisco

Sharing plates optional. Regaining control mandatory. 🥂

PSA: AppointmentTrader’s Black Friday sale is live 🖤 — if you need a post-holiday escape table, you know who to hire.

🖤 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — securing the tables that fix what your in-laws broke 🥀🗡️.